Mummy and mummy's mummy have just return from grocery shopping... Mummy's Mummy decided to redo her front door deco while mummy is keeping up the things they bought... I being a busy body went to the front door n look...
After being bored and not having anyone's attention, i came up with an idea... I think i can get through the front gate... But on second thought, mummy is always saying i am fat... I guess she is just trying to tease me... I so wish to tell her that Mummy I don't think i am FAT... Stop saying that, i am not FAT... All her exaggerations... Don't care her... I gonna try...
So i got myself started... I got my head and hands over the gate then trouble comes... Mummy's mummy notice that i am half over and scream for mummy to come... Oh boy panic hits me... I got to get myself out of the gate before mummy comes and see me like this... I try to pull myself over but my front legs can't reach the floor... Arghh... I got short legs but mummy always says that i got quite long legs... She bluff me.... Sobs...
I saw the look of horror on mummy's face... Oh my i want to hide... Since i can't get over the other side i try to get back in... Now to my horror, I can't get in either... I am stuck in the front door railling... Help... Mummy... Will u be so kind to give me a hand now... I believe you that i am fat... Please just get me out...
Mummy try to squeeze me through but to no available... Daddy came to help... I think he is pretty much useless but on second thought he is in civil defence... I hope he can get me out... Few minutes later, Mummy, I think he is trying to use the chance to kill me... Ouch Ouch... Gurr Gurr... Daddy kept saying to call 995... Oh my is it that bad... He said something about cutting... I wonder if he means cutting me up... Mummy, I really think daddy wants to kill me... Hurry Hurry help me...
Finally, Mummy's mummy came to rescue me... She try to turn my position so that its easier for me to get out... But having no idea what she gonna do and pain i want to bite her... But eventually, it was her and mummy that manage to get me out... Finally freed, got a bit of scolding for trying to bite mummy's mummy... They are all laughing at me being stuck... Ok i did a stupid thing...